Is it not funny that you could see a Facebook profile and then you push the friend request button, only for you to be in the messenger few seconds later after acceptance asking for a date?

Like, is fornication that cheap or you people are naturally daily horny and bored, and looking for your next prey to devour and move on? Woe betide if you try that nonsense with me! You instruments of sex; you robotic elements disguising as humans with genitals.

If your intention (male and female) is to send me friend request so you could unleash and empty your sex tanks in me, then you are exactly in a wrong place this valentine and the days after.

I mean there are people who daily market themselves in Facebook stories and timelines for such and they should be your targets for the bidding, not me.

Photo credit: NEJ

Written by Shehu Audu